Written in Stone

This year I purchased a grave site and I've been trying to figure out what I would like to put on the headstone. These are my thoughts...

...."Wait! I just forgot one thing!" (Because I'm always going back in the house after something.)

...."She really tried, and God honored that."

...."At least Jesus loved her."

...."Ready or not Jesus here I come! I hope my mansion is ready!"

...."Can someone open a window please?"

...."If you buried me in a dress I will haunt you."

...."Somebody please pray me out of Purgatory!"

....."She lived to her goal of 105!"